git rebase --onto sanity Daily standup (chairs optional) Opening PR #404: Life not found Merge conflict in package.json & soul git blame → everyone Story points: ∞ tea fork() yourself before you wreck yourself Agile is a mindset (and this card) git stash pop (surprise!) Definition of Done: we cheered CODEOWNERS: your future self Sprint goal: survive demo day detached HEAD support group WIP limit: emotional Issue #42: the answer, untested CI green, feelings yellow fast-forward only (copium) Refinement: another meeting Actions tab → inaction Hotfix / cold sweat git log --oneline --on-anxiety Epic: pretend scope is fixed Draft PR, final boss Rubber duck filed an issue remote: rejected (vibes) Velocity: plot armor Dependabot ur not my dad Prod is just staging++ cherry-pick ur battles Capacity: emotional only

Git GitHub Agile

LGTM

The party game where branches collide, backlogs overflow, and “we’ll fix it in post-sprint” becomes a lifestyle.

Learn real workflows without filing a real incident.
Ship features. Ship fewer merge commits.
Retrospective snacks not included.

Join the sprint Game rules

Git, but playable

Commits, branches, and that one friend who always force-pushes — turned into cards you can actually laugh at.

GitHub vibes

PRs, reviews, and “LGTM” energy without staring at a green button for 45 minutes.

Agile without the slide deck

Sprints, standups, and story points — practice the rhythm without booking a 90-minute ceremony.

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Until then, may your main stay green and your standups under fifteen minutes.